47th, and current president, of the United. He shouldn’t have won the election, but a bunch of angry young dudes who can’t get laid put him in power to strip away people’s rights.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump’s son, Baron, got caught committing rape sometime in the next few years.
by This is my handle okay February 13, 2025
Get the Donald Trumpmug. Donald John Trump is an American idiot, groomer, liar, convicted felon, American Guy, and an orange-colored fat douchebag who supposedly served as the 45th "president"(?) of the United States of America from 2017 to 2021. He was "elected" in 2016, stealing the presidential election from the actual 2016 president-elect, Hilary Clinton, by letting a lot of robot machines vote for this douche. Before entering politics, he was a famous business magnate and media personality who owned the Trump Tower and even created his own reality game show, The Celebrity Apprentice (2004-2015). He plans to ban abortion nationwide (as now he's a pretty annoying free guy who likes to fuck guys) and overturn Roe VS Wade if he is elected in 2024 (if elected, also being historical as he is gonna become the first non-consecutive second term since the president Grover Cleveland) and ban abortion, fuck Donald Trump. Ex-trump supporters want you to vote Joe Biden who is saving America from this douchebag with ugly orange makeup since 2021. Those minions (who supports this douche) who say "Fuck Joe Biden" are likely supporters of this fascist and racist piece of shit.
This guy's breath smells like poop and his mouth tells white lies. His "hair" also feels like its made out of wigs and gold socks.
NEVER go on Truth Social unless you follow the Biden-Harris HQ account.
Stupid racist old people who like this little orange douche always puts many dislikes on alts on the UD page of Joe Biden.
This guy's breath smells like poop and his mouth tells white lies. His "hair" also feels like its made out of wigs and gold socks.
NEVER go on Truth Social unless you follow the Biden-Harris HQ account.
Stupid racist old people who like this little orange douche always puts many dislikes on alts on the UD page of Joe Biden.
by JadenTheMoose April 9, 2024
Get the Donald Trumpmug. A moronic, cartoonish, clodpate and oafish bumblefart. He is one whose rank ineptitude, appalling ignorance, and cringy absence of emotional restraint and impulse control create a perfect shitstorm of noxious reprehensibility. A figure more shockingly vile yet comically absurd than any mere satire could envisage, he is dastardly yet dumb, abhorrent yet asinine, pernicious yet pinheaded. The Donald Trump is a bellicose überbaffoon, thrashing about in a crap-packed diaper as he burps and bellows his malignant bile in every direction, smearing us all with the taint of his sulfurous odium.
The Donald Trump posted another nugget of verbal excrement to his social media account whist perched atop his gold-painted shitter last night.
by Danger E September 26, 2025
Get the Donald Trumpmug. When you stick your penis in a girl but only through boxers. The boxers are meant to only act as a wall to protect the virginity of the two people involved. Typically used by religious people like christian’s or mormons.
Joe: “Yo what happened with that girl you had over at your place last night?”
Tristen: “I wanted to fuck so badly but I got baptised last week so we ended up donald trump-ing.”
Tristen: “I wanted to fuck so badly but I got baptised last week so we ended up donald trump-ing.”
by ryrydaflyguy420 March 1, 2024
Get the Donald Trump-ingmug. The act of ejaculating onto someone's right ear, similar to the attempted assassination of Donald Trump with Thomas Matthew Crooks shooting his right ear.
Instead of cumming on my girlfriend's tits like I usually do every Saturday night, this time I decided to spice things up and give her a Donald Trump Facial.
by Czech Hunter 1984 July 22, 2024
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