Brandon

verb
1.
To rip someone off.
"Gave the guy a deal but he was just Brandoning me on eBay."
Similar:
deceptive
untrustworthy
unreliable
unstable
insecure

noun
1.
A very negative person

"I gave a million dollars to charity but that Brandon made me feel bad."

Similar:
cynical
negativism
detrimental
pessimistic
contradictory
nullifying
disavowal
abrogating
1.
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
synonym for a loser
2.
INFORMAL•BRITISH
A cunt
"Brandon is a real cunt."

This guy was stalking young girls on TikTok. A real Brandon that guy.

by Tim Hortons2424525 January 20, 2022

Brandon Arbuckle

A tall male that has tattoos and loves going to gay bars but claims he’s homophonic.

Hey I went to the gay bar last night and I seen a Brandon Arbuckle there.

by Dave Riddle December 25, 2023

Brandon

Brandon Will sell the fuck out of your house

Brandon sold my house for top dollar

by brandonsocalrealtor November 23, 2021

Brandon

All i gotta say its probs sharlize future manssssssxxx

Brandon: your cute
SHarlize: YESSIRRRR

by Lobster Lou September 22, 2020

Let’s Go Brandon

This is a term closeted Republicans scream out after they orgasm in a truck stop glory hole.

Hey friend, this feels pretty gooood oh, oh, “Let’s Go Brandon”

by Alfonzo Carlton June 24, 2023

brandon and chantel

A really cute couple they might not text alot but they love each other to bits and pieces!😙 if your not a branon and chantel the go ne like me and him!😂

Girl1: Hey, look at that cute couple!
Girl2: oh that's Brandon and chantel!
😚😚😚❤❤❤💙💙💙💙💋💋💋😘

by Instagram.name.is chantel_cz July 18, 2017

Brandon

Brandon (noun) is a medical term that describes severe bloody stool constipation terminating at the entrance of the rectum. Nursing care involves disimpaction using one's fist and using portable suction to break apart the stool.

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Sorry hunny, I can't do anal tonight. My Brandon just isn't getting any bette

by Destroyer_M November 23, 2021