Shit

Shit means poo but people think of it as something else.

Person A: i forgot to buy the tickets for the movie.
Person B: shit
Person A: what do you mean "poo"

by everynameicanthinkofisused December 21, 2021

snowflake shit disorder

a yes-man who is fatherless, self-diagnosed with 1234532435 disorders, hates on people who support creators that said a bad word 284789278954782 years ago, plays cookie run: kingdom, is in the danganronpa fandom, and use bun/buns or bitch/boo pronouns

A: hey, did you see that video last night of tommyinnit and quackity!? it was so funny!!
Snowflake: ACTUALLY THGAT VIDEO WAS RACIAST HOMOPHOBIC TRANSPHOBIC AND ABLEIST!!!
A: uh oh. looks like someone has a case of Snowflake shit disorder (SSD)

by aliasie December 22, 2021

Phantom Shit

when you go to the bathroom, complain about shit being there in the toilet, you ask everyone, and then no one admits to shitting there.

Bruh i was trying to pee but then i saw a phantom shit that i didnt even put

by kastie1288thepro December 23, 2021

thomas street shit

when you commit something flatcestuous, ie having sexual inter course with a flatmate

two housemates sleeping with the same guy? that’s some thomas street shit

by aylith December 23, 2021

Dog Shit

People bad at COD

Makenzie is fucking dog shit at cod and i carry all da time

by sihskakajss December 24, 2021

shit esteem

Diarrhea

Me: you need to get that shit esteem outta your ass

by Zekuro December 24, 2021

Kindle Shit

A visit to the lavatory made more comfortable by the use of a Kindle, resulting in an extended stay on the bowl, affecting all of your family members who are desperate to relieve themselves.

Sienna: Dad, can I please use your ensuite to go to the toilet? Paris is in ours.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.

by Andos Hastos December 24, 2021