unscheduled shit cramp

A shit cramp that comes from out of nowhere at a very inconvenient time and place!!!

"Hey Ted I'll be right back, I have to take care of an unscheduled shit cramp!!!"

by LillDaryl September 6, 2023

quivering like a shitting dog

The term used to describe the state you find yourself in the morning after a night of very heavy drinking

Oh man I shouldn't have moved onto double cocktails after the bar ran out of beer last night, I woke up this morning and I was quivering like a shitting dog!

by Big Jack's Bollocks July 7, 2017

Cock-Twatlling-Piece-Of-Shit

The term "Cock-Twatlling-Piece-Of-Shit" is used when you want to express that someone is a "fucking piece of shit", but you want more pizzazz

Hey Mike! You're a Cock-Twatlling-Piece-Of-Shit!

by PitifulIris April 3, 2021

Slicky Shit

When you poop on your hand and go into your next class to throw it right at your friends face.

I gave John a Slicky Shit as soon as I walked into math class.

by anonymous December 8, 2023

DEEP SHIT.

When performing deep RECTALINGUS and you still can't reach the SHIT with your tongue.

SCOTT today I keep sucking and sucking your BUTTHOLE deep but you must have done DEEP SHIT. as I still can't reach my meal.

by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021

dumb shit

In other words, a Sebastian.

Stop doing dumb shit, and get to work.

by Mr. TakeYourGirl September 8, 2019

The Buffalo shits

The shit you take after eating at Buffalo Wild Wings™

BRO #1:Bro next time we watch the game how about we go somewhere else.
BRO #2: why?
BRO #1: because eating all those wings gave me the buffalo shits

by half life hacker May 26, 2015