Lahar of shit

When a gentleman strides out, has two to many ales at the pub, and finds himself cut short on the stroll home. A lahar of shit is the avalanche of shit that occurs when you are 500 meters from home, and decide you need to change city.

I was walking home, and suffered a lahar of shit.
Now meed to retire early, and move city.

by _yellowGoldfish August 15, 2023

On some shit like that

Being bold, shocking

Stranger: I bet you won’t post yo nigga rn

Stranger 2: *Posts her nigga*
Stranger 2: On some shit like that

by nnni1 August 21, 2023

Kick the shit out of hobo day

August 25th is the one day of the year where you get to kick the shit out of the onceler au askblog "hobo-ler" also known as "hobo", most people would like to beat him up any day but this is a special occasion where everyone groups together to kick the shit out of him

"National "kick the shit out of hobo day" is coming soon I'm so excited!"

by Thebestbatz August 25, 2023

Crunchy ape shit

A shit an ape shits out that crystalized over time and turns rotten

There's a crunchy ape shit in the zoo

by Soviet nazi ape July 15, 2024

Piece of shit

You're a this

Hym "No, you're a piece of shit who wants control of me and I will kill a kid to stop you from having it. Don't need to change."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

Triple Point Shit

A defecation consisting of solid, liquid, and gaseous components, derived from the concept of a triple point: the pressure and temperature at which a substance’s solid, liquid, and gaseous phases are in equilibrium

Wow! That Taco Bell messed me up so bad it had me taking triple point shits!

by The ironic chemist July 20, 2024

Gurl do you shit with that ass

A guys says this to mean you are the baddest women he's ever seen in a confident way

I heard this in the Sacramento area
Guy: Babygurl do you shit with that ass.
Gurl: yeah and it fucks too lets change it.

by love clash July 23, 2024