by SexDrugsJokes October 7, 2019
Get the Wizard Shitmug. It was a cold snowy November morning...a friend picked me up from my estate. We grabbed some food and entered a nearby hipster coffee shop. While playing catch up, a man got hit by a truck. Everyone in the crowded coffee shop stopped typing poetry on their Mac book and looked up. What they saw was horrifying; blood everywhere, truck shattered on the ground. After the paramedics arrived and pronounced him dead on the scene. We all decided we had to go back to our poetry and overpriced espresso. A few minutes later, the mans son fell off the second story and he was still going strong. The barista was in a bad mood after all the craziness and while trying to get a refill on my Bianca white mocha he was being extremely rude. With much despair...the words rang from my mouth “who shit in your Oreos.”
Me: cheer up
Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.
Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”
Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.
Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”
by madscatraz November 22, 2017
Get the Who shit in your oreosmug. The act of entering a public restaurant (typically a fast food chain) only to use the bathroom, and not order any food or drinks.
I had to perform a shit and run at the Arby’s off the highway, since I hadn’t gone since we got on the road.
by DirtSlabber August 14, 2023
Get the Shit and Runmug. by ExlusiveBuckets July 12, 2017
Get the Ya shit Ina Boxmug. by Alhind69 March 26, 2021
Get the nobody gives a shitmug. "Vic DiBitetto rides a horse named Horse Shit. He has also been known to ride a whore named Whore Shit. I don't know which one is worse!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 6, 2023
Get the Whore Shitmug. Hoy, Jean - my squitters are givin' me gyp. Throw in another parcel of shit scrape - I've fuckin' run out.
by nuttershamrockshinboner July 10, 2023
Get the shit scrapemug.