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by The Observer (kadenbane) June 30, 2023

Dirty dairy cow

When a male is on his hands and knees and an occupant grab his penis and starts milking it like an udder while fingering his rectum

I got milk so good like a dirty dairy cow

by Defineray February 27, 2024

Dirty tornado

When someone eats a lot of laxatives and shits while spinning around cause poop to go everywhere

Hey bro why are you covered in shit?

Dude my girlfriend wouldn’t shut up so I made her do the dirty tornado

by Chloe.λπλ March 14, 2021

dirty nailea

To eat someone's apple, then stick a turtle up their ass and rip all their limbs apart and eat them. Mmmm chicken legs.

Oh look at that kinky monster, what a dirty nailea.

by Hazelnut cream September 8, 2021

Dirty Paras

A Dirty Paras is when you let yourself get all grimy and disgusting for the chode cheese to marinate, you then insert the chode into a girl at 3AM at your parents place without them knowing, lasts 3 seconds, and when u finish your jizz goes on the couch and u let it crust. You then proceed to go outside and yell “I have a tiny dick!!!” and swing ur chode around like a lasso and let the chode cheese fly everywhere and hit a homeless person.

“Hey i heard Donald got in trouble for pulling a Dirty Paras last night”

“Yeah i heard the homeless guy got AIDs”

by Slaybaddie June 14, 2025

Dirty Dayne

When you can’t get hard so you try to masturbate while making your thumb penetrate the woman’s vagina.

Dude last night I couldn’t get hard so I did the Dirty Dayne

by CanadianImbred420 April 6, 2022

dirty countess

Any sex act involving the participation of all of the following demographics: one (or more) juggalo(s), one or more furry{(s) and a weeb.

Whoop whoop, I got John here with his fursuit, come over for the Dirty Countess you big weeb.

by SiFTW March 31, 2020