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Motherfucking shit

When your day goes to shit
by panpancake June 16, 2019
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Shit Country

Faggot leaders + no consequences = shit country.
It's a universal truth that when you put in faggot leaders, and take away consequences for bad behavior, you get a shit country. It's as true today as it was 2,000+ years ago, and it's never going to change.
by Publius0987 April 23, 2025
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shit punch

shit punch: Losing a piece of one's mind, and literally shitting in your hand to punch someone in the face with said shit.
Larry shit punched his wife for nagging him incessantly about something she could have done instead of nagging him for 20 years.
by Trayniac May 1, 2016
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shit-day slalom

(noun)
a day so totally crappy that it seemed like a race down a winding, spiraling, horrendous F-you course, marked by more and more notable shittiness happening to you at blinding speed, one event after another, and accruing more crappiness at every moment, totally beyond your control, until the end.
Man. Joe was caught waxing it in the office bathroom, then heard that his girlfriend cheated on him, THEN got a $325 speeding ticket on the way home. He's had a total shit-day slalom.
by Holly M S February 15, 2012
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Shit

Great for throwing at your friends and family when things don’t go your way
Jimmy yeeted his shit at his parents, dog and best friend in the middle of a rage fit
by Frickmesideways June 29, 2020
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shit-ton

Shit-ton (shit ton), while it sounds like a measure of weight, is actually a measure of area. The area is determined by the volume that one long ton (2240 lbs.) of sand occupies (approx. 22.46 cu/ft). Therefore this volume of something like....graphene aerogel, the lightest material known, a shit ton would only weigh 0.2243 lbs (about 1/3rd of a can of Coke). Comparing this to osmium, the heaviest known material, which weights in at a whopping 31,488.92 lbs per shit ton! A shit ton of human waste (poop) would actually only come in at about 1680.247 lbs, about 75% the weight of a long ton.
The shit-ton of graphene aerogel was substantially easier to move than the shit ton of osmium.
by Shawn85206 December 30, 2016
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shit stabber

A man who is gay but does not acknowledge it. Men who fuck women up the arse and still think they are straight.
He says he is straight but he really is a shit stabber (gay).
by Jacob28 January 4, 2015
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