When your so drunk you realize the girl you took home from the bar was actually a dude and you end up fucking him/her anyway.
by Nochanceinpa April 15, 2020
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Her: “Damn, I got a dirty Maura and that shits still vibrating up there... das some good AA batteries”
Her: “I just projectiles shit that dirty Maura out of me, anyone have a plunger?”
Her: “I just projectiles shit that dirty Maura out of me, anyone have a plunger?”
by Cakesadoo April 15, 2020
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by VeryPhonyTony April 15, 2020
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Dang, last night I took Ashley on a date and we performed the dirty afton. That’s how I broke my arm!
by Cooter Scooter April 15, 2020
Get the Dirty Afton mug.Brad: Cody did you see Chris last night? He totally pulled a Dirty Daph.
Cody: Of course I did bro, it was the highlight of my night.
Cody: Of course I did bro, it was the highlight of my night.
by Emdanielle April 15, 2020
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by Dirtysockssmamas April 15, 2020
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