Ass Baggie

A bag placed under ones ass when time does not permit them to go to the restroom.

My meeting ran a little long yesterday and I wasn't able to leave. Good thing I had my trusty ass baggie.

by PickleChips April 11, 2011

Cracked Ass

(VERB) Ripping a nasty fart
A fart so intense it cracks a new one

1. Ugh, it smells like someone CRACKED ASS in here!

2. It was fun until the guy in front of me starting cracking ass

by The_StinkFooted_DingBat November 11, 2022

shit ass

the worst type of Darian

Darian is a shit ass

by the google user April 14, 2020

ass typhoon

When someone's asshole is gaped to the point where you can use it like a hubble telescope.

Guy 1: I heard joey got an ass typhoon from that gangbang yesterday
Guy 2: That's what he gets for being queer bait

by The Douggernaut October 2, 2017

Ass Badge

A funny/weird badge of choice awarded to the person getting the most ass in a set group of friends that is agreed to be worn at all times until they are "dethroned" by another member in the group.

I'm getting the Ass Badge tonight!

by Downtown Girls June 19, 2008

Pussy Ass Bitch

Steve Ladgrove.

Man, it's Pussy Ass Bitch's last day today

by Lemon King 1 September 12, 2019

assed out

when you get drunk and make an ass out of yourself. then finally pass out.

bro she was so drunk she acted a damn fool, now she’s assed out in your brothers bed.

by jfurrrbabyy May 8, 2019