MARSUPIAL SHIT

Being in a state of explosive diarrhea, extreme headache, double-vision, incessant urge to masterbate

Jay called in sick today, saying he felt like he had an opossum in his ass - requiring him to take a large Marsupial Shit.

by ROYAL DINKUS April 03, 2019

Shitful

Literally meaning "full of shit" or "shitty", it is a new term coined by gen z in certain scattered locations around the world. It is used as an insult or a way to describe how a person looks or behaves.

"Did you just hear that he faked his own sister's for some views" ?

"Nah man, thats just shitful".

by Oofgramp June 12, 2023

own up to my shit

When someone mocks you for not putting a price tag on the foreign objects you leave behind in the toilet it's art some might say, or when you frequently don't flush the toilet and someone notices your master piece. "Hey Sam I've been noticing you've been leaving behind presents in the works toilet 🚽 do you mind flushing it, it stinks." "Of course after you walk across Lego pieces and glass shards we'll have a deal pal."

own up to my shit action, verb, adjective should take part of owning up to your responsibility whether it's physical or imagery.

by alligatorpizza October 25, 2023

rag shit

Worse than 'rat shit'. Rag shit is when something is so bad it's genuinely offensive. As if someone has taken a shit on a rag and wiped it across your face.

Donald Trump looks like rag shit

by continual-insanity October 14, 2019

shit happens

Hard time, bad luck, broke, poor, death, feel like dying but won’t, starving, near tragedy, gone to hell in a hand basket.

I can’t afford the rent increase, my kids got the flu, we're hungry and have no food , looking for a job is hard being permanently disabled no one will hire me and we are about to literally be HOMELESS for the first time ever, but hey, shit happens .

by Río Bravó January 23, 2018

Shit Happens

Shit Happens when Life doesn't go your way, or you pooped yourself. Like they say: Shit Happens!

Guy 1: Yo bro, Shit Happend with her and I.

Guy 2: I know right, Shit does happen!

Random Guy 1: Oh gawd, I shitted on the floor!

Random Guy 2: It Happens, Shit Happens

by Officer Oggi April 28, 2020

Shit Happens

What your mom said to her friends after you were born.

"Omg, what is wrong with your kid?"

" Oh, you know. Shit happens. This time I fucked a crocodile. "

by Banana Republik May 22, 2018