When you cover your ass in guacamole, and your partner has to eat it all with only one bag of chips before it turns brown.
Damn, I really got ass chipped last night, thank God she finished all of it before the rash came back! That was the best ass chipping I've ever had!
by thejavakat October 30, 2014
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by americanrain November 24, 2014
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Get the Ass clown mug.This is a term used while you are bending down and picking up something off the floor and as you do so your pants get ripped or torn. Performing manual labor.
Danny B was loading some cigar boxes and all of a sudden he Screams out load "Fuck" and tells me. Dude I just " ripped the ass out of my pants" and I just bought them.
Danny B was loading some cigar boxes and all of a sudden he Screams out load "Fuck" and tells me. Dude I just " ripped the ass out of my pants" and I just bought them.
by Mejo December 16, 2014
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Person 1: I think I'll have a drink before I head out. Fuck this tastes bad.
Person 2: Yeah you just brushed your teeth so that OJ is Liquidated ass now.
Person 1: I think I'll have a drink before I head out. Fuck this tastes bad.
Person 2: Yeah you just brushed your teeth so that OJ is Liquidated ass now.
by Frost D November 8, 2013
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(One who is not at all real)
Someone who trys to subtlety convince other or perspective friends what the subjecyt is about and why they should avoid or not get involved
Someone(s) that are considered in decisions and count for uses (ghosts) but especially annoying rude (over)politically correct and some how not relavent and possibly dont exist
a body that assert there personal views while stepping/burning evey one else
authority (especially im just following orders)
One who is assumes the role of dictating to others based on commonplace or personal taboo
"Trapped amongst the ass puppets"
"My Xgf had a baby a year after she called me while out of town to inform me she had her career to think about and she was haveing an abortion her and my buddy are happy together and doing well.
(One who is not at all real)
Someone who trys to subtlety convince other or perspective friends what the subjecyt is about and why they should avoid or not get involved
Someone(s) that are considered in decisions and count for uses (ghosts) but especially annoying rude (over)politically correct and some how not relavent and possibly dont exist
a body that assert there personal views while stepping/burning evey one else
authority (especially im just following orders)
One who is assumes the role of dictating to others based on commonplace or personal taboo
"Trapped amongst the ass puppets"
"My Xgf had a baby a year after she called me while out of town to inform me she had her career to think about and she was haveing an abortion her and my buddy are happy together and doing well.
by jean3306 November 9, 2013
Get the ass puppet mug.1. The amount of a substance an average drug mule can fit in his/her rectum.
2. (colloquial) Some large amount.
2. (colloquial) Some large amount.
by Doctor- Professor Patrick November 17, 2013
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