Slicky Shit

When you poop on your hand and go into your next class to throw it right at your friends face.

I gave John a Slicky Shit as soon as I walked into math class.

by anonymous December 8, 2023

Shit bloke

A bloke like my mate mitch toy who dogs the boys

Yeah mitch is a shit bloke

by Crikeymate January 10, 2019

tripped and ate shit

To trip and fall really hard on your back or face.

Dude i just tripped and ate shit so hard
Dude i just fell on my face so hard

by @l3xig May 3, 2022

Shitting on the dog

To smoke weed

Dallas's parents caught us shitting on the dog last night

by THChris June 19, 2022

Wisdom Shit

The moment when youre dropping a massive shit and contemplate what it would feel like to have a dick in your ass.

David's Wisdom shit left him thinking about his cute friend

by herpeez May 22, 2017

spinal tap shit

A shit that hurts so bad, you thought it was 10,000 razor blades.

A: I had a spinal tap shit today
B: get some laxatives

by Memer#1 December 27, 2022

War Shit

A Powerful Dump, usually taken in a hurried manner often a result of shitty beer and even shittier wings

Bro 1: the fuck did you eat, man
Bro 2: last nights beer and wings gave me the War Shits

by Warshittr001 September 25, 2023