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bags of shit to hold

When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.
My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.
by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023
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National Talk shit bout anybody day

This day is on June 13th this is where you can talk shit about anybody and they can't do shit because it's a holiday
Person 1-that's why you got a std hoe

Person 2- huh??
Person 1- Happy national talk shit bout anybody day
by mwahahasecrets June 11, 2023
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Taking a shit

Taking a shit is when you physically take your shit out a toilet and put it in a blender with some berries and vanilla extract (optional). Turn the blender on until it has all thoroughly mixed. Once thoroughly mixed, boil on an open flame for 10 minutes. Finally, put it in a glass and drink till your hearts content.
Damn, this drink tastes so good! I just love taking a shit
by Taking a shit June 21, 2023
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Crocodile magic shit

Weed that is so good it feels like magic.
Stoner #1: Man, this stuff hits.

Stoner #2: I told ya, bro, it's that crocodile magic shit.
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar June 25, 2023
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Manufacturing a shit

Successfully forcing oneself to defecate when one doesn't have the urge to do so.
John told his wife that he had to take a dump, but he found himself manufacturing a shit after his urge was a false alarm.
by Original Orangutans June 30, 2023
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kinda gotta shit

someone who has to shit, but doesnt wanna say "I HAVE TO FUCKING SHIT"
#1 : yo waddup

#2 : oh shit uhhmm..

#1 : wha?

#2 : i auhh.. i kinda gotta shit... yeah..
by VampireVal June 30, 2023
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stop your shit

a term coined by a certain st.lucian graphics designer. Mean stop bothering me or stop talking.
by thelucianbatman July 1, 2023
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