Warm Dick

The point of which the penis is slightly erect but still flaccid in turn making it warm

My friend laid his warm dick on me at a sleepover

by xX_masterfelcher_Xx July 6, 2022

Urban (Dick)tionary

A dictionary with a bunch of freaking stupid words and defination, which is something I'm using

You fucking urban (dick)tionary.

by NicknaameNIcknameNickname May 14, 2019

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

dick

a nickname and definetely not what you are thinking about right now

teacher: hi everyone let me show you this dick
teacher: can you please let richard go back to his seat

by ryuk is hot af🥵 September 12, 2021

Kick Dick December

Kick Dick December is a holiday all around the world, where you get to kick everyone between the legs throughout the month of December.

Me: Yo, my friend just collapsed and started crying because someone kicked him in the balls.

Someone: Oh, it’s fine. It’s Kick Dick December afterall.

by eartherygubb October 1, 2020

Santino dick

The biggest dick you can ever find but it’s super loyal to his girlfriend/wife he loves his girl an he wants children

you wanna fuck...? My dick is big.! Damn right daddy that dick so big give it to me. (Santino dick) like his big dick no one elses

by Šáñtîñø’s December 25, 2019

Angolan dick chungus

Angolan dick chungus is when you have sexual relations with an 81 year old of African heritage and put her in the corkscrew sex move/position, then, make sure you have at least 1.2 liters of human excrement, make sure that the old lady is almost dead until u release the load, leave the dead old lady for 2 days then put her over a fire and roast and u are left with cum chungus in her vaginal region, finally you can eat the old lady

Remember that time for thanksgiving we did the Angolan dick chungus instead of turkey

by Sealvester November 16, 2025