fuck u urban dictionary

the urban dictionary is pure shit. fuck all who read this shit u son of bitch

i fucked like fuck u urban dictionary

by fuck u urban dictionary April 10, 2017

Annoying Ass Fucking People

People who fucking screenshot their name and post it on their story so that they can get a little bit of attention from their friends because in reality no one gives a fuck what urban dictionary says.

Dude those people who keep posting names on their story are annoying ass fucking people

by Me nigga fuck off March 27, 2017

I dun fucked up

When you acknowledge that you made a pretty bad boo boo.

I think I dun fucked up in making this tv.

by Fizznut909 December 25, 2016

fuck you and your mother

When backed into a corner, this phrase functions much in the same way as the phrase, "fuck you and the horse you rode in on". Taking a more aggressive stance, this phrase entails the classic notion of giving your adversary a dirty punch in the brown eye, but one for his/her mother as well, offering a powerful alternative to the default "horse you rode in on". Though bringing bestiality into an insult is tandem to a wild-deuce, changing the horse to the culprit's mother is a straight-flush deal that can be used in any critical circumstance to let your friend know exactly how you feel about him.

Friend: Oh... oh Jesus! Those are my numbers... I JUST WON 98 MILLION DOLLARS!!

You: No shit? Right on man! Hey, do you think I could get a pinch off of those bucks? I mean, I WAS the one who suggested which numbers to pick.

Friend: You're absolutely right. $100 of the jackpot is yours, bro!

You: K. Fuck you AND your mother, jack off.

by Helgoth January 19, 2008

I ain't fuck ya

To be completely honest with someone. A promise not to play head games or beat about the bush. Beautiful.

"I ain't fuck ya. That diamond necklace is really worth $2 million. I'll sell it to you for $20."

by ian January 21, 2004

get the fuck out. seriously!

when one person wishes to eject another person out of a room during an intense conversation in an awkward housing situation.

GET THE FUCK OUT. SERIOUSLY!

by district J July 8, 2010

fuck out her voicebox

Fuck a girl so hard she can't talk anymore

"That chick wouldn't shut the fuck up, so I had to fuck out her voicebox"

by Tyrone Honeybee July 9, 2007