The act of a large science teacher rapidly shoving his fist into his anus until it becomes gaping; then aiming anus in the air, they shit everywhere
by Goon master January 16, 2025
Get the Dillree shit rocketmug. After looking like possible superbowl contenders in the 2017 season. The Jaguars shit the bed in the 2018 season.
by Waldomarty November 26, 2018
Get the Shit the bedmug. 
1. When you want to fart, but you don’t know if it’s a fart or shit.
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down
Oh boy, that hurts, but I’m not taking my chance with Schrödinger's shit.
I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.
I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.
by Amiricle February 7, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's shitmug. Hollywood shit,
The act of taking a satisfactory dump and when you wipe your arse, there’s nothing on the toilet roll! A shit of pure class, an A list shit.
The act of taking a satisfactory dump and when you wipe your arse, there’s nothing on the toilet roll! A shit of pure class, an A list shit.
by BobbSmith April 19, 2018
Get the hollywood shitmug. Normally caused by A drink that is used to kill zombies in COD WAW but can also be used as an anal cleanser. Manufacturer is not responsible for nuked restrooms. therefore PHD flopper is prohibited by casual consumption
Joe: "where's jenny?"
Alex: "she took a swig of PHD flopper which contains prunes, ate some haribo sugar free gummy bears and has been in the hospital ever since"
Joe: "what happened, wait isn't she allergic to prunes?"
Alex: "I heard a fart, then an explosion. I think she might've blown her ass apart. she did say she had to take a nuclear shit"
Joe: "Oh my god!"
(Alex takes a swig of PHD)
Joe: "you didn't just drink that!"
Alex: (stomach gurgles) "Must've been the drink i had" (runs into restroom)
Joe: "MOTHER OF G0-"
(house explodes)
Alex: "she took a swig of PHD flopper which contains prunes, ate some haribo sugar free gummy bears and has been in the hospital ever since"
Joe: "what happened, wait isn't she allergic to prunes?"
Alex: "I heard a fart, then an explosion. I think she might've blown her ass apart. she did say she had to take a nuclear shit"
Joe: "Oh my god!"
(Alex takes a swig of PHD)
Joe: "you didn't just drink that!"
Alex: (stomach gurgles) "Must've been the drink i had" (runs into restroom)
Joe: "MOTHER OF G0-"
(house explodes)
by I h8 nes May 7, 2020
Get the Nuclear shitmug. shit, bey-bee
noun, plural: shit ba·bies
1. The newborn of a mother that defecates during pregnancy.
2. A terrible person.
noun, plural: shit ba·bies
1. The newborn of a mother that defecates during pregnancy.
2. A terrible person.
1. Oh, my God! Look at my Shit Baby! I'll never eat chili again!
2. I just watched you kick that dog with the cataracts, you Shit Baby!
2. I just watched you kick that dog with the cataracts, you Shit Baby!
by infinitybinge November 22, 2018
Get the shit babymug.