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School

An endless dungeon of torture that is constantly being changed.
"I wish I studied in school," she said.
by Airbusyeet December 4, 2019
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Middle school syndrome

a rare non-contagious disease were certain individuals who enter the school system almost instantly starts to begin lacking common sense, it can occur over months or over a day, how fast the disease deteriorates your ability to freely think varies from person to person, some case studies find that depending on your position in the school system, from substitute teacher to Assistant Principle, could have a leading factor into the pace of which the disease occurs.
Did you hear that the substitute got fired? yeah... I think she had Middle school syndrome
by The Chair Miester May 5, 2022
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valhalla high school

a mostly white school located in westchester new york where you can find the most want to be gangsters. they will find a way to try and take something you have while getting high in one of the bathrooms every period and if you think you are out of weed and wanting to get high no problem just go to a middle schooler and steal one of there carts. the sports are decent and overall everybody acts more entitled then they really are. in valhalla you can find your soundcloud rappers, want to be criminals, stoners and athletes but one thing you will never find is an attractive female. you can also find a fight in the courtyard before, during and after school.
by valhallahead September 8, 2021
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School Shooting

A School Shooting is when a man shoots a bunch of kids into a woman’s school.
Man: ima do a School Shooting!
Woman: ok I think I’m ready shoot those kids inside me!
by RandomOutOfContexg November 17, 2022
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private school problems

Where celebrity children go to school

and are completely forgotten.
Student 1: Hey you suck at football
Student 2: Fuck you, my dad used to play for the NFL
Student 1: Shit my bad man, private school problems what can I say? My dads a politician.
by laxalldayeveryday March 9, 2017
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School

Horace Mann a jackass that made school and our suffering blame him for making school and for being extra
School is boring as fuck and is the best way to get bullied embarrassed stressed out and tired you also have to wake up in 6 and spend 8 hours doing absolute jackshit.

You can’t have any fun because you have to spend a whole week in school

If you fail a grade you can’t move on with your life

Fuck school
Cindy: hey Diana where are you going

Diana: a shitty irrelevant place called school

Cindy: why do you have to go
Diana: because if I don’t then my parents go to jail so some reason wtf
by ♥️Panzo♥️ May 10, 2019
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