layed up with the shits

When yo bitch ass got the mud butts and can't stand straight. You call out of work cause a niggas anus can't stop winkin and on fire that's when you layed up with the shits.

Layed up with the shits

by Big mutha Effin C June 10, 2017

Shit

Speculation, here say, innuendo, theory

I am tired to listening to shit.

by Jerseywalt May 7, 2021

Shit kisses

When your dog drinks out of the toilet then licks your face!

Damn it Lucy get away from me with your shit kisses, nasty ass!

by Miss Green May 9, 2016

Shit-ton

The amount of a substance in pounds that can fit in a 30 square foot space as figured from the density of 2,000lbs of fecal matter.

2,250lbs is a shit-ton of LSD.

by Z28boi May 30, 2018

This is the shit

A lot of weird definitions here but what it actually means is people in prison sneak weed up there ass so there homies in there can smoke. And it smells like shit. So while smoking and passing they tell there homies hit this…. This is the shit.

And know I’m not kidding it’s a California prison slang word

Hit this weed homeboy this is the shit.

by Me 1000000001 August 21, 2022

On some cool shit

when something is relatable

“Damn she fine as fuck”

“ On some cool shit”

by kurrrpt March 31, 2024

shit

Something you cannot possess while living in the city of Detroit, Michigan.

Someone stole my fucking porch. I opened my door and fell. You can't have shit in Detroit.

by Charmille McButterbuns June 15, 2020