National booty pic day

March 5th is national booty day.

Boy: hey can you send be a booty pic?
Girl: why?
Boy: it’s national booty pic day.

Girl: whelk if it is a national holiday then I don’t see why not.

by Bootyhole licker March 5, 2020

Yeet Day

Yeet day takes place on December 1st, prior to yeet month which is January. Make sure to send all of your friends the yeet prayer and yeet ghost!

Omg did you hear it’s Yeet Day?

by Bruh >:) December 1, 2020

National grab dick day

Every year on April 11th it is customary and allowed for girls to grab dick on whoever they’d like

Hey did you remember to grab a dick today it’s the national grab dick day

by Cloakedvirginia April 11, 2019

anti-gay day

Everyone is allowed to beat up a gay person with no punishment. This day takes place on the 25th of November.

i love anti-gay day

by mr penolovolent November 26, 2023

National suck a homie dry day

You get to suck a homie till his skin comes off and it isn't sus

Yo man lemme suck you dry it's Janurary 13th, aka, National suck a homie dry day

by TheRealMan2018 January 12, 2023

National Beat Up Short People Day

Beat up anyone who is under 5’5 in October 23rd

“Hey did you know it is National Beat Up Short People Day?”

“Is that a crowbar?”

by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024

national kiss your girlfreind day

december 3rd is national kiss your girlfreind day if you dont you suck

Evie:why havent you kissed me today?
Harrison:what?
Evie:its national kiss your girlfreind day
HArrison:ohhhhhh

by that_1_music_guy November 30, 2022