dumb shit

In other words, a Sebastian.

Stop doing dumb shit, and get to work.

by Mr. TakeYourGirl September 8, 2019

Shit Whistle

When your butthole lips the back of the toilet seat like the mouth piece of a flute and ye ol sphincter plays a shitty form of whistling Dixie as you let one rip.

So I went to the toilet ‘cause I had to take a dump. Now I sat as far back on the seat as possible cause I hate it when my dick kisses the inside of the bowl, and and I proceeded to let loose. Now unbeknown to to me the better part of what was going to come out was a fart, and I guess I was just a little too far back on the seat. What came out was an ear piercing whistle shit. I achieved a Shit Whistle. My mind is blown.

by TheMummyHand August 12, 2021

Shit

It means to love and to hate is just like “like momma once said life is like a box of chocolates”

Me:shit

by Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer July 12, 2021

funny shit

A term use when something is ridiculously funny to the point where a laugh just doesn't explain how funny it is

Jim- hey that guy over there says he could beat you up in a fight
me- thats some funny shit

by yomama.coma December 9, 2020

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.9.I Am NOt Buying Shit In The Pistal Code 10457-2215-2219.9.

.9.I Am NOt Buying Shit In The Pistal Code 10457-2215-2219.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

Shit Stain

That brown spot in your pants that has been there since last week

Aw that shit stain is still in my pants.

by YoungThugBrian4 June 10, 2019

Northern Shit Box

A person and who comes from a family of wealth, has a secondary residence in Northern Michigan, does whatever they would like without regard for others or consequences of their actions, loves White Claw, and loves Donny T.

Justin said he saw quite a few Northern Shit Boxes coming into the Meijer yesterday.

by ReneeD. June 7, 2020