Shit

The word "shit" actually has two different meanings. The first way is in a swear word form, and the second meaning is P O O P.

Meaning #1:

Person A: Oh shit dude, I just got grounded, I gotta go.
Person B: Damn, cya dude.

Meaning #2:

Person A: I'll brb, I gotta take a fat shit.
Person B: A'ight dude, cya when you're back from dropping that fat shit in your toilet bowl.
Person A: I never said it was in a toilet...
Person B: 😳

by MonsieurCheeseBall July 6, 2021

Shit Edging

When you go in the toilet and just fart a coupla times but your stomach still hurts.

Jaquavious: Dude I keep shit edging.
Bart:Well thats an unfortunate outcome.

by trolled! August 9, 2024

Shit Geyser

a Shit Geyser is when someone has diarrhea, doesn't wipe, and then swiftly sits down, causing the diarrhea pooled in the ass cheeks to displace and explode out the top of their butt cheeks, resulting in a Shit Geyser

"give me all the money in the register or else I will Shit Geyser everywhere

by clogmethroatwithshitmrdiddy August 3, 2024

Mexican Jedi Shit

Some extremely crazy or weird shit

My dad got involved in some Mexican Jedi shit after his phone became useless and he was looking for some ways to fix it

by YuOfTheNight August 29, 2020

Shitful

Literally meaning "full of shit" or "shitty", it is a new term coined by gen z in certain scattered locations around the world. It is used as an insult or a way to describe how a person looks or behaves.

"Did you just hear that he faked his own sister's for some views" ?

"Nah man, thats just shitful".

by Oofgramp June 12, 2023

Worthless piece of shit

A worthless piece of shit is somebody who holds the lowest rank you can get in society and has as much worth as a squashed dog shit.

George spat in the children’s food, what a worthless piece of shit.

by Assy74783 April 5, 2024

Shit mittens

The improvised action of cutting out the lining or fabric from one’s pants pocket to repurpose it as an emergency substitute for toilet paper when no conventional options are available, often in desperate or remote situations. This makeshift solution provides a quick, albeit unconventional, means of personal hygiene, though it may result in compromised clothing integrity.

In the heat of a top-secret op behind enemy lines, Private Murphy, facing a dire “logistical crisis” with no TP in sight, stealthily converted his camo pants into shit mittens—proving once again that soldiers improvise, adapt, and overcome… even if it means walking funny for the rest of the mission.

by VoodooJack November 16, 2025