Dick

A thing you have sex with and make baby’s with them

When I had sex I saw a huge dick

by Sodacan588 May 19, 2018

The Urban Dick

shortened way of referring to the urban dictionary website/app

he asked meif i wanted to smash, but i had to check the urban dick to find out what he meant.

by coolstorybronh April 2, 2018

freshman dirty dick down

When you weeb on a preload until it’s half empty and then sell it for full price to a freshman

“Don’t do the freshman dirty dick down on it”

by KronKrootleBooted May 20, 2018

SMall dick

Casey Hackett

The means Casey Hackett has a small dick cause Paige said it

by Yourdadtextmehey May 21, 2018

Dick-twiddle

A dick-twiddle is when a penis-wielding person is approached by any gender and has his dick twiddled with 2-3 fingers. It is a teasing motion where the penis is gently slapped sideways back and forth a few times, resulting in small amounts of arousal in the victim.

Victim: Ah! A beautiful day!
Rapist: Eheh.. mhmm
(Rapist dick-twiddles 12-year-old boy)
(Victim gasps)
(Victim has never experienced anything so exciting)
(Victim ejaculates for the first time)
(Dies)
(Rapist fucks dead body)

by mjs2003 May 23, 2018

Dick Stick

Aron

You are a DICK STICK.

by Stick Dick May 24, 2018

dick-slap

the act of slaping someone in the ass with yor dick

girl: dick-slap my ass a few times
boy: i am peasured
girl: un unn ughnnn ehn
boy: dish ish greatish

by wolfieisyay May 24, 2018