To hammer-dick

Verb: The obnoxious and aggressive thrusting of the pelvis, specifically of the male pelvis; potentially thrusting into an orifice of another person, stump, or other.

To hammer-dick: The man in the apartment unit above mine incessantly hammer-dicks his significant other every Sunday morning at 8:37 am.

by pissedoffbitchesdownstairs May 16, 2018

Poop dick

A poop dick is when your dick is covered with poop after you have anal sex. :)))))

"Oh man I had the craziest poop dick yesterday after fucking Jenny"

by PandaLover_ May 17, 2018

sticking the dick in the sewer

Anal sex

"Man I stuck my dick in the sewer last night" (Sticking the dick in the sewer)

by PornHub God May 18, 2018

Silly dick

Your dick is wiggly

mom you have such a silly dick can I touch it

by Dick the birthday boy May 18, 2018

Dick-Rubbed

When a Man wears someones clothes without underwear

Billy Dick-rubbed My Joggers Yesterday

by 60sgirl May 18, 2018

Small dick

An endearing term for ya mans

Typically used by females who don’t gaf but still love you

B: Hey guess what I passed my drivers test!
G: Aww I’m so proud of my lil small dick

by chocalatelattes May 19, 2018

Nerf dick

A soft, small or unexpectedly small dick

John: fuck you
Bob: lick my balls
John: no your mom is already licking my balls

Bob: yeah she not sucking you dick because you have a nerf dick

by The man the myth the legend May 19, 2018