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Dirty Jake

After you fuck a chick in the ass and you throw a dip in your mouth and use her gaped asshole as a spittoon.
I’m finna find me a flower belly to be my dirty jake while I finish watching the game.
by LugNutz June 2, 2023
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Dirty Jake

A Dirty Jake is when you are wanking to kittens and right when you climax your mum walks in with a brand new kitten while she is in a cat costume. So you grab the kitten and fuck the shit out of it and then proceed to rape ur mom and your dick explodes with cum everywhere.
Harry: "Aye yo did you hear what Jake did last night?"
Shou: "Yeah he pulled a Dirty Jake last night"
by McFlop774 April 4, 2024
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dirty jaykab

Dirty jacob is the act of twitch streaming naked while a dog licks peanut butter of your toes and testicles.
Bro I was watching a twitch streamer last night and that legend was doing a dirty jaykab
by Muzza July 22, 2020
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Dirty Laurie

The act of falsely accusing someone (usually a spouse) of demostic or sexual violence in order to recieve benefits such as money or especially attention.
Damn did you hear about Daniel? His methhead cunt of an ex Karen pulled a Dirty Laurie on him.
by LetTheBodiesHitTheFloor October 16, 2021
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dirty ratio

A move where a man, usually a Bulgarian takes down his pants while doing a handstand and starting a golden shower on the other guy's head
Bro, I did a dirty ratio with your sis last night and she was mad
by Bulga July 12, 2023
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dirty elian

Dirty Elian, someone who forgets commons sense doesn’t take care of himself probably and doesn’t bathe for months
*sniff sniff* “BRO ELIAN HOW DIRTY ARE YOU , YOU STINK LIKE HOT GARBAGE
dirty Elian: “damn your so mean I don’t smell that bad”

As they cover their nose
by Lookingfor_BBB August 15, 2023
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Dirty Gertie

In reference to Gertrude Nadine Baniszewski (1929-1990), the Indianapolis woman who was chief architect of the torture and murder of 16 year old Sylvia Likens in 1965, a woman who severely abuses children resulting in death or serious injury to the child, any woman who is a child abuser
"They'll have to put that Dirty Gertie in protective custody, because she won't last fifteen minutes in the general population"
by Snickers 8662 June 4, 2018
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