Unit

1) A person who has a strong pull game with women in a manor that gets them laid and respected

2) A person that looks like husband material that is also a badass in the public eye
3) An overall BAMF

Mary: Steve is such a unit I want him to pound me and marry me. He also is a stud when he's around me because of his physical attributes

Rebecca: Oh most definitely Steve is a unit and all the ladies want him. How are you going to persuade him to pound you?
Mary: I'll make him want me so bad he has to be my bf and I want to be his gf because of how good my ass is in yoga pants.
Rebecca: OH MY God he's coming this way!
Steve: Hey Mary any chance you want to be pounded and married within a year?

Mary: Yes you fuckin Unit!

by Dildomcshwagger69 July 4, 2022

Tristan Unit

Tristan's unit of mass (equivalent to approximately 75kg), first introduced August 2023 after receiving a heavy DG shipment while a forklift was unavailable.

See also: CTDDU (Combined Tristan and Delivery Driver Units)

"Can it handle 150kg?"
" It can lift 13.33 Tristan Units (1000kg)"
"What's that in CTDDU?"

by Dickooooooo August 21, 2023

Magic United

There used to be a group of 5 girls Little did they know this project would lead to many problems, the idea was to study magic and maybe even try to learn it, (as in magic im talking about powers btw) the others agreed not thinking to much about it at the time, they never suspected they would actually learn real magic though, sure they believed in it but they dident expect to learn real magic, about a month or two later the 5 girls started to learn real magic, Chloe was able to form rocks only using her hands , Eva was able to create bubbles only using her hands, Sunny was able to do telekinesis, isa also learnt how to do telekinesis, and brooke was able to create and make flames disappear only using her hands, these girls were shocked when they discovered this but affter a while they calmed down and instead of being scared, they embraced there powers but however knew they had to keep it a secret.

Magic United was Both a gift and a curse

by Belinda F. Jordon September 15, 2023

Unit Head

A unit head is a position at summer camps reserved for weirdos. Unit Heads are mostly losers, who only ever talk about the job. They will never not talk about the job, and leave all their friends behind. Once a unit head, you become no fun, a suck up, and brainwashed. Unit heads like the kids more than their friends

diego: hey man, you coming to the party later?
martin: nah i’m hanging with the other unit heads!
diego: you’re such a loser

by BrainChange July 18, 2024

dark unit

Form of misgendering people that takes 3 people to initiate. This is usually used in the context of transphobia, thus if the dark unit is used against a cis individual it becomes a light unit.

Two assholes just used a dog as the third member to initiate a dark unit on me. I didn't even know you could do that. I'm so pissed rn.

by Kirahen04 December 11, 2024

kurts unit

A device used for smoking the mary jane!! for further information, look up mary jane.

stoner #1: "hey whatdoya wanna smoke outof?"

stoner #2 "lets smoke outta KURTS UNIT!!"

Stoner #3: "im hungry"

Stoner #4: "and then i was playin poker with this racoon....and he totally asked me where the creme filling was."

Stoner #1: "i want what you be smokin'...::cough**giggle**COUGH::

by Frenchy a.k.a. "Mary" September 18, 2008

G-UNIT

G-Unit- We are all made of G while simultaneously experiencing the gifts of G, in turn giving back to G, all while G carries us through from beginning to end, transcending all space and time.

Look at the G-Unit! Looking G doing G things while being itself!

by Jen J. G-Unit February 24, 2019