Cumguzzle my twat

To jizz in a vagina and then motorboat it until the jizz reaches a boiling point.
Dylan knows how to cumguzzle my twat. I mean, he IS a pro.
by thisbitchiscrayasshit May 14, 2012
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Schrodinger's Twat

A person who cannot be defined as male or female by sight, so it has to, by default, be determined that they are both and neither. Effectively creating a Schrodinger's Cat paradox paradigm.
"is that a beast of a box-y woman in cargo pants or a really snazzy fat dude with mad moobs in a pink body warmer?" can't tell? Schrodinger's Twat.

Applies to really butch lesbians, effeminate Emo/Goth/Scene boys, and other hormone imbalanced individuals that skirt the grey area between the fine lines of the Venn diagram that is gender, making them indefinable from their counterparts.
by llbutters September 05, 2012
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twit-twat

I met the biggest twit-twat last night in da club, she wanted to get wit me.
by dominique carle February 10, 2008
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twat waffle

1. a used tampon

2. when used as an insult, it means someone you used. they are done doing their job, now you just want to throw them away, never to be seen again.
"That twat waffle needs to stop talking to me!"
by itsjustme8d9 May 09, 2009
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Toffee Nosed Twat

Often used by Liverpool Football Club supporters to describe Everton Football Club supporters. Everton are known as the toffees due to toffees being thrown into the crowd many years ago.
Have you heard that bitter toffee nosed twat?

I fucking hate andy gray the toffee nosed twat!
by Scouse Mouse October 14, 2009
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twat waffle cannon

The dangerous combination of a twat, a waffle iron, and a 19th century civil war cannon - hence, a twat waffle cannon.
"I heard Mr. Pecker was mortally wounded by a twat waffle cannon."
by turdmonster16 March 14, 2009
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Fat twat bitch

When a girl has huge fat vaginal lips and it looks similar to a camel toe.
Jade brockaus has a huge fucking camel toe, I can't stand to see it I throw up everytime, that fat twat bitch!!
by Everythingzen March 12, 2015
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