matt

the kid that tells people to stop manspreading

matt has a dig bick

by its big boy November 8, 2019

matt keener

A fantasy retard with no friends or life ... (did I mention he’s fat )🐳

Matt keener is a stupid fat fuck

by Not a fat fuck (unlike Matt) May 8, 2018

Matt Beaty

Matt Beaty is a baseball player currently in the Dodgers organization His talent is unmatched and is undoubtedly better than Barry Bomds in his prime. This is why Matt Beaty is the greatest player of all time.

Friend: “Hey, who’s the GOAT of baseball. Barry Bonds, Hank Aaron, or Ken Griffey Jr?”

A very intelligent man: “Matt Beaty”

by MattBeaty>Bonds September 11, 2021

Matt Lauer Button

The Matt Lauer Button is a single action taken that makes a person no longer seem like a creep, but instead a serial killer.
Taken from TV host Matt Lauer who "had a button under his desk that allowed him to lock his door from the inside."

She kept calling me at work after I told her 'no,' but she pressed the Matt Lauer Button when I found her waiting in my locked garage last night.

I thought we had something, and I went Matt Lauer Button with that lifelike doll I made of her.

by RemoteCodeExecution December 1, 2017

Matt

A indo, black, Asian mixed race. He like Michelle and wants to be with her for the rest of his life. He got the N-word past from his friend homie Sunny.

Matt: nigga

by Tryey November 22, 2021

Matt

My definition of Matt is a kind, caring, understanding, funny, and smart guy. He’s easy to get along with, and also easy to talk to. He’s usually calm, but if you piss him off he will go cobra Kai on you. He’s a amazing person and and even better friend.

Matt is tough, but also has a few soft spot. If you have a Matt/Matthew in your life, you are lucky.

Idk what to say so, matt is a very good person.

by Unknown but known.. March 27, 2022

matt

fat

matt=fat

by litz69696969 October 31, 2020