Being so drunk, yet walking as carefully as possible. Its so drunk t is as if you are stepping in unseen holes with heavy staggering, massive dips and sways, side lunging and a lot of losing and attempting to regain balance.
Bob was so shitfaced when he walked from his car he was stepping in post holes for about 20 feet and finally did a face plant. Perhaps he should not have been driving.
by A GuyVegan October 15, 2017
Get the stepping in post holesmug. After eating at a Mexican joint last night, me and my buddies got severe cases of post mastication turbulence.
by dogbreath57 September 14, 2010
Get the post mastication turbulencemug. The uncontrollable itch experienced immediately after removing one's underwear prior to a shower or bath.
I was about to hop in the tub when i suddenly got hit with a major case of the post underwear itchies.
by DenimDog March 5, 2012
Get the Post Underwear Itchiesmug. When you’ve been beatin’ up the pussy and you finally sling some batter. As your abdominal muscles begin to relax, you can feel gases rush towards the exit door like a fat kid chasing the ice cream man. Just then, you fart so hard you tear a hole in your prison wallet.
“Bruh...what did you eat?”
“No brah. It’s not what I ate. It’s who I banged. Pussy was so good she gave me post-orgasm flatulence.”
“No brah. It’s not what I ate. It’s who I banged. Pussy was so good she gave me post-orgasm flatulence.”
by CrushDiddy October 2, 2020
Get the Post-Orgasm Flatulencemug. (n.) Similar to "Liquid courage."
After just having masturbated, the feeling of being able to call up that girl you've always wanted to go out with but were too chicken-shit to do it before. Often short lived.
After just having masturbated, the feeling of being able to call up that girl you've always wanted to go out with but were too chicken-shit to do it before. Often short lived.
by DownloadFailed November 6, 2011
Get the Post-jack couragemug. The feeling of utter ecstasy when you let out a toilet-snake that's been brewing all day (or possibly longer). Side-effects include dizziness, drowsiness, empty thoughts, and most of all, euphoria.
Person 1: Jesus christ, man, are you okay? Are you having a bad case of Post-shit Paralysis?
Person 2: Haha.... yeah.... i-i'm fiiine. *(promptly falls asleep)*
Person 2: Haha.... yeah.... i-i'm fiiine. *(promptly falls asleep)*
by GimmickConnections March 26, 2021
Get the Post-shit Paralysismug. Experiencing a surge of reality entering your system upon smashing or breaking something in a fit of video game related rage. Usually turns into despair depending on the value of the destroyed item.
Gavin: "FUCK!!" *BANG! CRSHMPH....*
Ethan: "Dude are you good?"
John: "Nah, that sounded like his keyboard. He spent like 200 bucks on that thing."
Ethan: "Damn, post rage clarity is gonna hit him like a bitch."
...
Gavin: "I'm fucking retarded bro"
Ethan: "Dude are you good?"
John: "Nah, that sounded like his keyboard. He spent like 200 bucks on that thing."
Ethan: "Damn, post rage clarity is gonna hit him like a bitch."
...
Gavin: "I'm fucking retarded bro"
by bernardo_shrinks May 13, 2022
Get the Post Rage Claritymug.