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Salty Socket

Remember when Johnny died from the salty socket?
by Boredom Central December 16, 2024
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Salty Bitch

One of the categories of a Bitch of which there many flavors such as; fucking bitch, slithering bitch, hard core bitch,
conniving bitch, calculating bitch, two faced bitch, back stabbing bitch, the classic - son of a bitch, cold hearted bitch,
sassy bitch, half baked bitch and such. Salty is one of the many adjectives that best describes the angle of which a bitch approaches her target for her intended outcome and the wake she leaves behind.
Man, Jane was such a salty bitch last night she emptied the shaker out on that one, when it rains it pours.
by Handy Dick Vandy June 24, 2025
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The Salty Clam

Put the oldest nastiest canned clams in ones ass, then proceed to eat it like a seafood buffet
I gave jerry the salty clam yesterday, too much shit in it.
by CedrickSparklesack August 7, 2025
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Salty Mess

The actions of finishing on your partner then immediately after pissing on them to finish the job.
I’m going to give Rebecca a (salty mess) when we get home.
by Astro Dew August 20, 2025
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Salty surfing

Surfing the internet for excessive amounts of time -mainly social media- looking for salty bitches or salty characters or people being salty . (See salty definition on other page)
It took me all night of salty surfing to find my next date.
by Savage Monroe September 14, 2025
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Salty Eclair

The act of taking a non frosted eclair with no filling and Inserting the naked eclair into the anal cavity of another individual. Then make love the eclair as it is lodged in said anus until you ejaculate. Remove the salty eclair and feed it to your partner.
Zack really enjoyed the salty eclair that Bob gave him for breakfast
by C Rob80 October 30, 2025
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