Matt Hutchison

A redneck farmer in lincoln university pa

You are a Matt Hutchison

by Matt Hutchison April 23, 2018

matt grayson

The name of one of the main characters in my future book. -an author thats gonna become famous.

Matt Grayson is so hot, what.

by idkwhatapseudonym September 04, 2022

matt carratura

sexiest man allive who is a babe magnet

matt carratura gets all the ladies

by sex is awsome August 12, 2010

A Matt dingman

Someone who acts like a weeb machochist and denys it

"Man Tolan stop saying that" , "but dude your such a Matt dingman"

by MattknowsWHO April 24, 2020

Matt-a-tois

Having engaged in sexual acts with 3 different men named Matt at the same time.

"Oh man, did you see Jenny walking all weird today? Must of been from the Matt-a-tois she got in on yesterday...those guys are way too close."

by mattislaw April 04, 2009

Matt Fish

A true ladies man in his own eyes- often looking lost with a dumb look on his face. He is an Ogre but a softy. Falls in love faster than a desperate lesbian and will take anything home to meet mom. Known for his skills in strength and crying instantaneously. He is however a good guy and a loyal friend.

That Matt Fish is a stupid mook- told the stripper he is in love with her after one lap dance.

by Rw46og November 01, 2020

matt fish

"Matt Fish-ing” someone is when you say you'll talk to someone, but then don't answer your phone."

Did you talk to John? I was supposed to, but he Matt Fish-ed me all day.

by FishBone555 April 06, 2018