Irish

When your aunt's eighth cousin's neighbor's son's friend's grandfather's nephew's distant relative's brother-in-law's uncle once went to Ireland.

"My aunt's eighth cousin's neighbor's son's friend's grandfather's nephew's distant relative's brother-in-law's uncle once went to Ireland, so technically I'm half-Irish." - Every American ever

by Nobody cares about you June 4, 2021

Irish Sundae

The act of farting out cum on a glass table top while you lay underneath and see your own deposit close up

Chelsea carefully squatted on the glass table and let out a big Irish Sundae for me to behold - a little bit of poo followed by a moan of contentment

by Chee Z Puff August 7, 2022

Irish Oral

To perform fellatio on an erected penis through a freshly cultivated russet potato until completion.

I heard after rugby on the pitch Sean took Declan down to the bog and gave him a starchy Irish oral.

by Spuddy O’Shlong March 23, 2024

Irish Snowflake

Noun When you're wearing green lipstick and have an ice cube in your mouth, then give a frosty butthole kiss

I hope you enjoyed that Irish Snowflake.

by Mr. Park January 20, 2024

Irish Artist

An Irish artist is a kind and patient boi that accepts all life including raccoons and incorporates such things in their work, great people if you ask me

You are not good enough be more like an Irish Artist

by Irishboi123 October 12, 2019

Irish Mudslide

When you take a shot down someone’s butthole while they simultaneously shit in your mouth.

“I needed to shit at the restaurant and my wife snuck a shot of whiskey into the family bathroom to Irish mudslide that turd”

by anonymous August 5, 2023

Irish Watering Hole

A slang term for a bar, or pub.

Hey James, Sheamus and I are heading down to the ol' Irish Watering Hole over on 5th, would you like to tag along?

by Heyitsj000 March 13, 2019