Google

The best and most amazing company in the world!

If you don't have a Google account, you basically don't exist.

by DestroyerXyz December 14, 2020

google

A very good search engine, which is good but sometimes misleading and ruined due to google maps and google shopping. It is powered by web servers which provides all google data (for the search) and was probably based on Yahoo (its precursor). It is also the company which owns Youtube.

Google Search:
Guy: *types anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nag a ram
Guy: *types define anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nerd fame again

Google Maps:
Guy: *types Five Nights at freddy's*
Google Maps: Five nights at freddy, 423 Street Street, United States
Guy: FNAF ISN'T REAL, CEC/Showbiz/Disney World (Florida) is the real equivalents.

by JadenTheMoose September 14, 2022

Google plus

What was a failed attempt from Google to make a Facebook copy ended up creating the most hidden cult composed of idiots, but as of now is dead.
F

Dude remember Google plus?

by Crixz December 29, 2019

pee pee Google animation

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by NoahA2010 September 16, 2025

So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok?

The teacher talking to you nicely saying to you to do your god damn work now.

The word "So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok?" is used whenever a teacher wants you to do your work right now so you at least get a C for your school report so you don't have to talk to your parents about it with them.

by anonymous August 18, 2024

Google Nazi

Someone who claims and/or hounds someone because they claim someone else does not have the right to post what they consider a google-able or what they deem an "easily google-able question" to a certain platform before first googling or heavily googling the question beforehand.

Don't mind people all over reddit who constantly hound you about how you should have asked google something before asking reddit because they don't have the intelligence to realize sometimes people want answers from actual humans online instead of Google's algorithm. They're Google Nazis.

by Brandon Pickett December 19, 2023

Google

Something i use for searching, how did i find this website?

dude 1: bro whats google?
dude 2: search for information about (someone or something) on the internet using the search engine Google.
dude 1: bro did you copy and paste that through your computer?
dude 2: yeah i did.
dude 1: bro you can just write it.
dude 2: oh yeah.

by Some random person on the inte March 8, 2023