Smithing

To commit to something with the express intent to make excuses to get out of it.

We were going to get beers, but you were apparently just smithing the whole time.

by thereelYeti May 27, 2016

Colby Smith

Colby is really bad at bottle-flipping, has bad hair and really white. He "thinks he's a legend but is really a huge jerk than is mean to people any chance he gets."

Colby Smith is *your mom*.

by chinese princess November 23, 2016

Elliot smith number one fan

Sullivan miss smarty pants is Elliot smiths numba one fan and my evidence is that she yes does that :333

“Woah woah woah there is that Sullivan ?!?!”
“Who is that I have no idea who even that is but she seems like the Elliot smith number one fan !”

by Sodaisnooodal March 14, 2024

Keith Smith

A male/female that normally is found in the countryside, often look like they’ve been struck by lightning. Known for schrumming young boys outside of schools.

Quickly run away there’s a Keith Smith over there!

by Keith1234567654 August 21, 2018

Smith Collapse

In Poker, when someone is leading the chip lead for most of the night, then, when the tournament is close to the end, the unfortunate donkey unwittingly plays with so much overconfidence that they go all in with a semi-decent hand and get outdrawn to lose their stash.

Holy Ace of Spades, Karl was victimized by the ole' Smith Collapse again...that's the third poker tournament in a row that he blew his load all over the poker table. What a donkey!

by Julius Goat September 22, 2009

Garrett Smith

Garrett Smith is the best looking southern man, with a great mechanic and welding talent he can be good at everything, and the best driver on and off dirt, Garrett Smith is all so one known to pull many beautiful women. Garrett Smith is just about the hardest working man alive and one to have quite a strong pull out game.

Hey do you know Garrett Smith? Yea he banged my mom last Thursday.

by Cleatus Smith November 7, 2021

Will Smith

To physically attack someone for making fun of your spouse, often in the form of a slap across the face followed by yelling "Keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth".

Bob: Damn! You just Will Smith'd the shit out of that guy
Bob's friend: What do you expect? He made fun of my wife.

by GeorgeWBush420 June 26, 2022