one in the pipe

A humorous phrase used when a person, who is caught off guard, completely and immediately ends a violent situation by being violent first/faster/more efficiently. (usually a punch thrown resulting in a knockout, or a gun fired fatally at an opponent)

The action taken would be referred to as being the 'one in the pipe' and the person who performed said action would be in posession of it.

Similar to saying "I was ready" even though there was no way anyone could have seen something coming.

When the man talking to Darius' girlfriend tried to throw a punch at him, Darius acted quickly by throwing an even faster punch, knocking the assailant out cold.

"He didn't know I had one in the pipe." -Darius

by BigNastySteve November 16, 2023

goo piping

The act of masturbating into a sink.

Randall is constantly goo piping at his in-laws house.

by mike charter May 5, 2024

Poo Pipe Potholer

A person (usually male) who regularly enjoys deep anal-sex.

"That Poo Pipe Potholer rammed me all the way into my bowels. I ain't shit for a week."

"So my dear. I fancy a bit of Poo Pipe Potholing tonight. Get the Vaseline."

by MickTheSick September 22, 2011

Regular Pipe

A glass or crack pipe mainly used to smoke meth. The term differentiates it from other less used pipes such as the weed pipe

Pass me the pipe, not the weed pipe, the regular pipe.

by Regular Pipe March 7, 2024

Pipe Bomb

When you burp and fart at the same time.

I thought she was the cutest girl at the party until she pipe bombed.

by Youngtomcruise January 20, 2017

Pipe slider

When you shit in the toilet, you know it came out and made a noise but when you look down it has disappeared into the unknown even though you didn’t flush

“How was it?” “Bro that was a hectic pipe slider”

by Rabbit bums May 14, 2022

Busted pipe

The act of a woman biting down on your dick with all her might until it Ruptures, resulting in a busted pipe

My girl friend found out about my side bitch and gave me a busted pipe.

by Gannimal June 1, 2018