test

a procedure intended to establish the quality, performance, or reliability of something, especially before it is taken into widespread use.

i would like to test my systems

by Spoooooooooooon June 6, 2024

I was just testing my reflexes

Something cool that you can say when your caught jacking off.

I was just testing my reflexes

by Judge dredd7 July 8, 2012

cock test

Abbreviated CT. The ultimate test for determining if a given food is 10/10: ‘Would you shove your cock in it?’

A: mate that sponge cake was incredible. 10/10.
B: but does it pass the cock test?
A: oh absolutely. Test already completed.

by putinkhuylo March 16, 2023

Pacer test

Running back and forth just for the grade

The 20 meter pacer test will begin in thirty seconds

by Go away. Org July 25, 2019

Rorschach test

When a single event is interpreted completely differently by each side as driven by their political priors.

Trump's indictments are seen by Trump supporters as badges of distinction in a fight against selective prosecution, and as righteous condemnations of his egregious behavior by his detractors - a true Rorschach test.

by sensei10 August 2, 2023

Stapler Test Moment

The common human childhood experience of testing what happens when you put your hand under a stapler.

“Hmm… I wonder what happens when I try to staple my hand?”

“I think Jimmy’s about to have a Stapler Test Moment.”

by Marilyn Williams September 7, 2022

scootch test

When you sit on a couch next to a fine lady and slowly scootch closer to her so see if she's into you.

Dude! Anna totally passed the scootch test!

by hydraflare May 15, 2016