Shite Rom

A small fairly inept detective agency based in the north east of England

Someone stolen your sandwiches? Quick, call James from Shite Rom - he's a super sleuth

by Schtinky and Amanda November 17, 2009

Shitbear

It defies definition.

That's all fine and good, but it stands that Shat Man is a shitbear. Shat Man is a shitbear, look at that poetry.

by paradox42 December 23, 2009

shite

A completely fucked up way of saying "shit" favored by people who think it's very important for you to know that they have read a book, or been to Europe, or are down with U2 or the Pogues, or any other losers from Europe and want you to immediately recognize how cool they are: "Hey! He said 'shite' instead of 'shit'! That's way cool!"

"Shite" is never said by black people, even in Europe, because it will never, ever be cool. Seriously, did Shaft ever say "shite"? Did Ice-T ever say "shite"? I think we're done here.

Shite, I'm an enormous wish-I-had-the-balls-to-be-a-fag!

by Stalker Patty May 4, 2011

shatteed

shitfaced, drunk-on-your-ass (arse), stumbling drunk,

hope everyone had a good nite; just got home this minute, am absolutely shatteed... lol nite all

by eagle25000 August 29, 2011

Shite-pilot

A homosexual, someone who practices trouser love.

Dude: Has Jimmy got a girlfriend?
Other dude: That shite-pilot? he likes the cock too much.

by MadMax1993 January 10, 2012

Shirted

Slang for "head shirt" a style introduced in the 80s by adolescents and young adult primarily from North America. This style has started to become big again starting in about 2012, and currently being sold in larger stores such as Walmart.

"I loved Cara Delevigne's new photoshoot! She featured so many different shirteds!"

by ayelmao April 24, 2014

shitecake

A rare species of mushroom often found growing on decaying waste. This mushroom is characterised by it's deep earthy taste and dark brown colour. Chefs worldwide use this soughtafter fungus in many of their signature dishes.

I'd like to order a small crate of garlic, three boxes of shallots and a large crate of shitecake.

by Mushroommadness June 12, 2016