Shark

A word with millions of UD entries complaining about how they didn't find some sexual definition. Yes, i know a shark is a fish, there's no need to tell me that every time.
UD entry #1: an animal who lives in the ocean, what were you expecting you dirty minded person

UD entry #2: a shark is not a sex position, it's a sea creature with lots of teeth

UD entry #3: scary water guy. i bet you thought you'd find a sex definition.

*no actual sex entries*
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Caught in 4kHD Ultra Surround Sound trying to find a sexual definition for Shark
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A long-bodied chiefly marine fish with a cartilaginous skeleton, a prominent dorsal fin, and toothlike scales. Most sharks are predatory, although the largest kinds feed on plankton, and some can grow to a large size.
Jimmy: "I'm not swimming in there, there's a shark"
Bobby: "Imagine being scared of sharks" *pushes Jimmy in the water*
Jimmy: *Gets mauled be shark*
Also Jimmy: "HELP! STOP, YOU DUMB SHARK!"
Shark: *mauls harder*
Jimmy: *dies of death*
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No it's not a way to have you-know-what, in case you were wondering!
You know very well that a shark is a sea creature in the water that seems more threatening than it actually is.
Weird Fact: More humans eat sharks than sharks eat humans per year.
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POV: You saw the definition of Shark was "A way to have sex" & decided to look up the definition on Urban Dictionary even though u know it's a sea creature.
Let me tell u that all Dictionarys are right including the Urban Dictionary.
This means that there are multiple meanings of the word Shark.

*"_Shark_"*:

1: *Noun*: *Shark*: A big sea creature that's a type of fish.

2: *Adjective\Adverb*: *Shark or Sharking*: A way to have sex. This way of sex involves a male & a female having sex in a body of water🤽 ♀️🤽 ♂️(pool, ocean, bath, etc.).

*Adverb*:

*Sharking*: To have sex with a Shark🦈🧖.

3: *Verb*: *Sharks*: 2 Sharks having sex🦈🦈.
Mister: Hey, remember when you looked up Shark on the Urban Dictionary and it said "A way to have sex!"

Mister -1: Yeh, other dictionarys say it's a sea animal tho.

Mister: Well, I just found out that there are multiple definitions of the word Shark.

Both: O0ohhhhh!
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POV: you go on urban dictionary and see the shark definition and wonder ‘does it mean that?’ And look it up and might see this, well kids, a shark is a sea creature, not a sex position, so STOP WONDERING.
Lil bob: *goes on urban dictionary and sees the shark definition*
Lil bob: ok imma look it up!
Uncle bill: now ther lil bobby u ain’t lookin’ up tha definishin beca you saw tha stuf on the urban dictionary now r ya lil squart?
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We all know why you searched this.
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