Second Hand Person

When someone is talking to you and you have another friend come and vouch for you

AnaMarie was talking to Uriel and AnaMarie asked Martha to come cause she was her Second Hand Person

by anabanana04 November 30, 2020

Secondhand Queef

When you press your ass against a woman’s ass and fart causing it to travel through her ass crack and queef from her vagina.

I draw the line at sniffing secondhand queefs.

by Vermont Department of Health December 12, 2020

second story abortion

An abortion performed by pushing a pregnant woman down a flight of stairs.

-marco
"Did you hear Paulo's girl is pregnant?"
-pierre
"Yeah but he told me he's going to give that bitch the ole 'second story abortion'"

by Elalacran October 9, 2021

Five-second-role

The time it takes for food dropped on the ground to become infected with germs (five seconds). If picked up before this time, the food is fine.

Person A: "Oops, I dropped my chip on the ground."

Person B: "Don't worry, five-second-role."

by aabbccddeeffgghhiijj April 16, 2009

Split Second Splits

Doing the splits quickly and unexpectedly; without warning

(On the ski slope)

Ragnar: Woa, I hate skis!

Nathan: Now why would you say that?

Ragnar: I just did the split second splits!

by erzebet333 July 25, 2010

5 Second Cook

Someone who always makes microwaveable food, such as tv dinners and microwaveable pizzas, and considers it "excellent quality food". Can also be known as a 5 second chef.

For dinner tonight, my dad "made" us "quality" spaghetti, which was really just Stouffers. He's such a 5 second cook.

by TehKingz August 7, 2010

long-seconds

the longest, most-agonizing, seconds you spend ainxously waiting for your guy to text back. Thousands of thoughts run through your head as you painfully wait to see what he'll say back. the suspense kills you softly.

but usually, everythings all good in the end.

The long-seconds after i told him i loved him were the worst i had ever had. But they were worth it after he told me he loved me too.

by summergirl13 December 11, 2011