Salty Dog

Perhaps the oldest and purest definition that still holds true today.
One Coffee mug
Two thirds Cranberry or Grapefruit juice

One thirds Vodka or Rum
One pinch of salt from the handrails of any ocean going vessel

Any old sailor will tell you this. Traditions at sea are very very hard to kill and this one is beloved by sailors for many generations.

The captain fixes two salty dogs every morning, one for him and the first man he sees. A real Seaman

by Robisatsea December 7, 2021

Salty

Having an unpleasant disposition , demeanor or vibe, often abrasive ,unfriendly and or unamused.

Helen never smiles and always looks like a salty bitch.

by Hotep Helen February 4, 2019

Salty Sweet Tea

Dip the scrotum in sugar and have your partner suck all the salt off. Then proceed to ejaculate in your partner mouth.

Jenny came over for some salty sweet tea

by Peg_leg Antione May 21, 2023

Salty Cider

A Salty Cider is performed the morning after a night of copious cider drinking. Upon waking you find either your partner or nearest willing recipient and proceed to fill their mouth with your steaming, warm, cider urine.

The morning after a furious cider keger, Jill wanted nothing more than to give Jack a Salty Cider.

by Whisky Beard October 12, 2019

The Salty Clam

Put the oldest nastiest canned clams in ones ass, then proceed to eat it like a seafood buffet

I gave jerry the salty clam yesterday, too much shit in it.

by CedrickSparklesack August 7, 2025

Salty seahorse

When a fisherman is fucking from behind, he bucks off smacks her ass and comes in her eye...

Fisherman Dan pulled a salty seahorse lastnight!

by PnCts88 November 8, 2019

Salty shore

When he or she digs a small hole in the sand at the beach and then proceeds to piss inconspicuously. after the piss is compelete slide your ass backwards through the sand while kicking sand into the hole when sliding.

ashley pulled a salty shore around a small family while no one has noticed.

by your mom :p May 15, 2018