Salty

Richard

Why are you so salty?

by americanbiatch November 8, 2018

Salty surfing

Surfing the internet for excessive amounts of time -mainly social media- looking for salty bitches or salty characters or people being salty . (See salty definition on other page)

It took me all night of salty surfing to find my next date.

by Savage Monroe September 14, 2025

salty

Ella Burke

why so salty

by saltybastard June 4, 2018

Salty

Someone with too much salt so they naturally try to suck the moisture from others who aren't as salty as them

"Why are your math grades much lower than the other subjects, do you struggle with math concepts a lot?“

"Maybe, at least I don't struggle with every subject like you"

"Wow salty much"

by SomeLeanBoi July 15, 2024

uber salty

When Norwegian men misbehave and spill too many secrets they are "uber-salty".

"Karl is uber salty when he drinks tequila, he tells everyones secrets like it ain't no thang"

by K8h8r November 24, 2013

salty fin

When a man sprinkles a pinch of sea salt on the tip of his penis and penetrates the vagina with incredible force.

"Oh bro I'm gonna salty fin this lil ho"

by dickalmondtits February 2, 2016

Salty porkchop

Heart attack

You almost hit that car! You're giving me a fucking salty porkchop!

by REESE52184 December 27, 2019