by The Bikeyorph November 18, 2004
"I wiped my ass after dropping a blue ribbion log and saw that I didn't even need to wipe. I just love a wipeless shit".
by nuttinbettr2do August 30, 2008
an imaginary elf that lives in your toilet. when you are constipated, he pulls the poop out of you by chanting mystical spells.
by Action Squirrel April 05, 2003
a term used by police officers when talking to other officers, that describes criminals that continue to re-commit crimes regardless of jail time served or programs taken.
by sparky the dog February 18, 2009
It means that someone is extremely stupid that they don't have a functional brain, instead they have shit (meaning nothing) where their brain is supposed to be.
Person # 1: Where the hell is Ray?
Person # 2: I don't know, I don't think he's coming tonight.
Person # 1: He's such a fucking idiot, he's ruining it for me too, I swear he has shit for brains!"
Person # 2: I don't know, I don't think he's coming tonight.
Person # 1: He's such a fucking idiot, he's ruining it for me too, I swear he has shit for brains!"
by LILR1 July 23, 2008
by Daddy Bongo October 13, 2015
A type of shit that when taken correctly while slide perfectly into the toilet water with no splash or sound, similar to a crocodile stealth-fully sliding into a river from the bank . For this to happen the turd in question must be long enough to reach the water from your ass.
Mary: "why are you so happy?"
John: "Just took a crocodile shit, no splash at all"
Alex: "Dude those are the best!"
*high fives John*
Alex: "I took one the other day that must have been over a foot-long!"
Mary: *dry heaves*
dump crap shit drop a log defecate
John: "Just took a crocodile shit, no splash at all"
Alex: "Dude those are the best!"
*high fives John*
Alex: "I took one the other day that must have been over a foot-long!"
Mary: *dry heaves*
dump crap shit drop a log defecate
by Doctor.R November 15, 2010