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testing rocket engines for NASA

Having explosive diarrhea with lots of farting between the poop explosions.
You're lactose intolerant, so stay away from those Chipotle quesadillas unless you want to spend the rest of your day testing rocket engines for NASA. Alone. In the crapper.
by ArionVulgaris June 11, 2023
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Rocket Moose

noun: A female that is very attractive but can have some fluctuating weight problems; she can at times be as hot as a rocket or can pack on some pounds and have a body like a moose.

Examples: Mariah Carey, Tyra Banks, Jennifer Love Hewitt
I love J. Lo but she is a real rocket moose.
by Walt Kowalski June 23, 2010
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The Rocket

When you wake up after a night of drinking and find that you not only pissed yourself but you shat yourself too...
Dude.... I just fuckin' The Rocket ed myself...
by I am the REAL Rocket January 14, 2023
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Snot Rocket

Holding one of your Nostrils down and blowing real hard while your nose is filled with mucus. Can be used on assholes at a dinner party.
Rude Guy: *Snot rockets on a Hot Gal*
Hot Gal: Eew! You just snot rocketed in my mouth!
by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023
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Love is like a rocket launcher

Rocket is love(your girlfriend) which one day is going to launch(dont want u anymore) and then vanish(from your life) and then its time to find another rocket(girlfriend). Its a life cycle(whatever).
Me: Hey, how are u.
Friend: Not fine, my girlfriend abandoned me...
Me: Well, Love is like a rocket launcher, u know what i mean.
Friend: Yeah, ur right...
by Bernardo3636 February 14, 2019
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Put your dick in a MTT branded *Rocket Thruster* While waiting for your grandma to bang your sister. Once the timer finished, Break open the door and scream Rocket Thruster Cock Buster! (copyright MTT) After this get your prepared thermo nuclear rocket, and remove the wire.
Hey bro, have you used the Rocket Thruster Cock buster 3000 before?
What the fuck Gary
by MTT (copyright 2069) January 20, 2022
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Rocket

To be rocket
My grandma is rocket
by Heng P. Both February 28, 2023
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