Potato Smash

A potato smash begins when placing a luke-warm potato that has been baking at 200 degrees for 40 minutes and laid to cool for 20 minutes. When you are engaging in sexual relations with a partner.beforehand, proceed to place the potato next to the womens or mens vagina and begin to thrust through the soft potato into the vagina or anus. Add salt and butter to soften the potato smash

Just did a potato smash with sheryl last night.

Love to potato smash.

Im going to potato smash you hard after we visit you parents.

by bigbopper69er January 21, 2018

Potato dick

A penis that is larger and fatter than most. Known to make a woman fall in love when she feels it inside of her.

Girl: bitch guess what the fuck happened to me last night?
Friend: what?
Girl: I slept with this guy and he has a potato dick!
Friend: ooo I want some!

by Lucky Lucy December 30, 2017

potato wedgie

The act of shoving a potato down someone’s trousers before giving them a wedgie to make it appear as though they have dedicated.

“I gave that kid a potato wedgie the other day and he actually shit himself!”

by Tmonrap July 19, 2019

Potato wedge

The potato wedge is the act of eating seven and a half chips then jumping into a tunnel slide and getting stuck.

Derives from the word wedge or wedging. Potato wedge or potato wedging is a rare, complicated manner . Often used as a joke or an insult

Jim: that person is so fat

Jonny: I know right... she probably does a potato wedge

by 8legs4eyes March 21, 2017

rusty potato

A sweat baked potato. It's rusty because of the color of the potato.

"That was a delicious rusty potato, you're a great cook!"

by RedScum August 23, 2017

Bob The Potato

Bob the potato is a potato from the book sensation Potato's Journey. Potato's Journey is a famous book of the 6th grade in a school.

Someone: Where is Bob the Potato?

Me: Idk where is he?

by Someone_Named_Bailey April 16, 2019

crusty potato

When you take a crap on a pillow and smear a person's face around in it. Then you force the person to let it harden on their face.

Dude, I don't think i can sleep in a bed anymore, that crusty potato ruined it for me.

by sshhaawwttaayyy January 6, 2010