A sick thing to take pleasure in

Yeah, ok, so you are watching. Great. That isn't what I said. That isn't how I felt about it fuck-face.

Hym "I mean according to swole neurologist it's not a sick thing to take pleasure in about a wildly traumatic childhood even with a stress response 10 times higher than that of someone who was actually involved you shit. Did you talk to you Q-Anon friends and family? Did you apologize for being a smug neurotic shit? No?"

by Hym Iam December 7, 2023

get this mug from urban dictionary please

urban dictionary told me to get the "get this mug from urban dictionary please" mug!
did you say mug? i have a story for you, urban dictionary told me to get the "get this mug from urban dictionary please" mug!
did you say mug? i have a story for you, urban dictionary told me to get the "get this mug from urban dictionary please" mug!
did you say mug? i have a story for you, urban dictionary told me to get the "get this mug from urban dictionary please" mug!
did you say mug? i have a phobia of mugs, mugs? AHHHH-

this guy: hey have you seen my mug?
that guy: which one?
this guy: the one that says "get this mug from urban dictionary please"
that guy: its right over there

everybody thank that guy for helping this guy

by i wrote a really bad definiti- June 22, 2025

Connor put your phone away please.

A phrase indicating a young individual is misbehaving in the classroom and is using his phone instead of of focusing like a gentleman

Connor put your phone away please.

by Brian the Gentleman December 18, 2025

ese, please

Latino slang for 'Homie, please'.

Ese, please. Your ex's girl is que fea. You're too good for that vato.

by BabydollDame22 January 3, 2017

Sorry, please try again! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Error

Jimmy: Let me search for sex on urban dictionary

Urban dictionary: Sorry, please try again! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jimmy: oh nooooo

by wedontgiveafooooooooock July 9, 2018

Check, please!

When you desperately want to escape an awkward situation because its just like so cringe

Penitent: I don't know what do to. I've tried everything. This sin just controls my life and can't find hope anywhere.
Priest: Hmmmmmm.... check, please!!!!

by BriggsBriggs April 22, 2022

I Used To Jingle My Keys Stylistically For Consentual Pleasure Consentual For Stylistically Keys My Jingle To Used I

I Used To Jingle My Keys Stylistically For Consentual Pleasure Consentual For Stylistically Keys My Jingle To Used I

I Used To Jingle My Keys Stylistically For Consentual Pleasure Consentual For Stylistically Keys My Jingle To Used I

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 19, 2025