by David Lehmann (aka. Lemming) November 20, 2003
Get the Ass Pirate mug.Someone who is very slutty who you might call hoe face or douche bag.They like to hump everything.Are usually guys because it makes it funnier.It just happens to be most of the guys I know like Adam,Alex,Riley,Sam,Cole,Choua,and much more.
by Taylor also known as tater tot December 20, 2008
Get the Skanky Pirate Hooker mug.one who is a pirate, a gangsta, AND ninja, all in one.
originally formed by Pirate Kelsey & Pirate Laura when they had a fight and Pirate laura joined with the ninjas - therefor becoming Ninja Laura.
peter piper couldn't choose, so he became a gangsta.
then they all became friends again and formed the Pirate Gangsta Ninjas.
yeah, bitch.
originally formed by Pirate Kelsey & Pirate Laura when they had a fight and Pirate laura joined with the ninjas - therefor becoming Ninja Laura.
peter piper couldn't choose, so he became a gangsta.
then they all became friends again and formed the Pirate Gangsta Ninjas.
yeah, bitch.
Pirate Kelsey: i hate you! you cant be a pirate anymore!!Pirate Laura: i hate you too!, FINE!
*pirate laura becomes ninja laura*
Ninja laura: yeah bitch now i'm a ninja!!
*peter piper becomes gangsta*
-- some time later --
Pirate Kelsey: can we be friends again?
Ninja laura: YES!!
peter piper: YAY!!!!!
*they form the pirate gangsta ninja team*
*pirate laura becomes ninja laura*
Ninja laura: yeah bitch now i'm a ninja!!
*peter piper becomes gangsta*
-- some time later --
Pirate Kelsey: can we be friends again?
Ninja laura: YES!!
peter piper: YAY!!!!!
*they form the pirate gangsta ninja team*
by Pirate Lauraa August 19, 2006
Get the pirate gangsta ninja mug.what doing a girl in the ass you pull your dick out and jizz in her eye, thus causing her to say arrr like a pirate
by Kimosawby December 7, 2004
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When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye then punch her in the nose and then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the snotty pirate.
When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye then punch her in the nose and then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the snotty pirate.
by pueblo December 11, 2008
Get the snotty pirate mug.A one eyed angry pirate is where your fuckin some bitch and you spit on her back to make her think your about to but. So she turns around and you but in her eye when she goes to swallow your jizz. Then when she gets up and yells at you, you kick her shin and BOOM. One eyed angry pirate
by MarzyLOL February 25, 2019
Get the One eyed angry pirate mug.Pirate Duck Mafia is a group of people who follow the calling of pirate ducks.
Nobody knows their exact identities or how many members are in the group, but what is known is that one should never turn their back on a member or you will suffer the consequences.
The Pirate Duck Mafia despises rats and will stop and nothing to drive every last one of those fuckers into the ground.
Nobody knows their exact identities or how many members are in the group, but what is known is that one should never turn their back on a member or you will suffer the consequences.
The Pirate Duck Mafia despises rats and will stop and nothing to drive every last one of those fuckers into the ground.
"Hey, do you know who the Pirate Duck Mafia is?"
"No clue, but hearing that name just made me pee a little in my pants"
"Me too :("
"No clue, but hearing that name just made me pee a little in my pants"
"Me too :("
by Pirate Duck Mafia March 11, 2009
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