No Pee January

No Pee January is a month-long contest in which each competitor must hold their pee for as long as possible and record their progress along the way.

“I lost No Pee January on the 7th. My bladder couldn’t take it anymore.”

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Slam pee pee

Slammed penis when yo shiiii leantttttttt ya hearrrrdddddd

You ever walk outside then boom slam pee pee? With a brick?

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The most prestigious prize you can ever wish for. Contestants have their pp measured and the winner is considered person of the century.

Person: Will you be my girlfriend?
Person 2: No wtf
Person: I won the Nobel Pee Pee Prize
Person 2: Marry me

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When you’re doing anal with your GF and she pisses all over you. 10/10 would not recommend.

Bro my girl went all Boston Pee Party on my dick last night. Fucking gross.

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A disease that turns your pee into green because you forgot your friends when you had a girlfriend.

"Did you see the piss?"
"What about it?"
"It's green!"
"Oh my, it's green pee syndrome."

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Piss all over your friend who is 5’7 on October 23rd.

National Pee on Your 5’7 Friend Day :
Friend: “it’s October 23rd, you know what that means”
Friend 2: “No.. I won’t let you..”
*sprays and prays*

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When you have to align your penis a little offset of the toilet so that your pee stream actually hits inside the toilet bowl.

"Man, i really had to crosswind pee that one."

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