Peanut Lord

our lord, he brings us joy with his maracas.. if you see him ever, be blessed, but be careful and DON’T blink or look away, he’ll snap your neck, so give him his maracas and watch him from afar, and if he’s pleased with your business, he’ll title you as the maraca king/queen, obviously not as great as being a peanut lord, but he looks so happy and cute :333

Person1: “Have you prayed to the Peanut Lord??”
Person2: “Who’s that??”
Person1: “SCP 173.”
Person2: “Oh yeah, then yes I did.”

by SillyCaterpillar December 31, 2024

Peanut butter glove

Fisting a human with an upset tummy

I put my fist in him so deep that it came out with a peanut butter glove !!

by Gilburt February 4, 2025

Peanut

When you yank someones tie down,therefore forcing the tie upwards,usually preformed by lil dicks disguiseed as school children to their other gremlin friends

Person one- did you hear,George got peanutted by Thomas

Person two-HAHA

by Flossy😻😻😻😻 January 23, 2026

Peanut butter gutter bitch

A peanut butter gutter bitch is an individual who likes to lick peanut butter out of a gutter cleaners ass hole

Yo lastnight Austin Chambers turned me into a peanut butter gutter bitch

by Gshshshshshdb January 31, 2026

peanut butter fat cock

when someone smears peanut butter over their or somebody's fat cock

look at that guy with his peanut butter fat cock

by buttfingernigger February 6, 2026

Peanut butter jelly

When you stick your thumb in her b hole and the other 4 fingers in the coot.

My girl loves when I give her the peanut butter jelly. No need to remove the crust with this one but remember to lick your fingers when she’s… I mean you’re done.

by Buddha2.99 February 15, 2026

Peanut Butter Marley

Peanut Butter Marley is a commonly used term to describe a male dog with a learning disorder who is infatuated with consuming peanut butter off his owner.

“Hey Dre! I heard about your new dog. What a absolute Peanut Butter Marley”

“Thanks CJ!”

by belleville February 26, 2026