what doing a girl in the ass you pull your dick out and jizz in her eye, thus causing her to say arrr like a pirate
by Kimosawby December 7, 2004

Pirate Duck Mafia is a group of people who follow the calling of pirate ducks.
Nobody knows their exact identities or how many members are in the group, but what is known is that one should never turn their back on a member or you will suffer the consequences.
The Pirate Duck Mafia despises rats and will stop and nothing to drive every last one of those fuckers into the ground.
Nobody knows their exact identities or how many members are in the group, but what is known is that one should never turn their back on a member or you will suffer the consequences.
The Pirate Duck Mafia despises rats and will stop and nothing to drive every last one of those fuckers into the ground.
"Hey, do you know who the Pirate Duck Mafia is?"
"No clue, but hearing that name just made me pee a little in my pants"
"Me too :("
"No clue, but hearing that name just made me pee a little in my pants"
"Me too :("
by Pirate Duck Mafia March 11, 2009

by Pete West August 9, 2003

EG you fur booted Ruskie. Stop trying to stick your cock in my arse. You're behaving like a right Mongolian Ass Pirate.
by banditterritory May 17, 2014

You have a woman with one eye. You Move her eye patch and fuck her right in the eye socket. This is the Eye Eye Pirate.
by AceLiquor August 3, 2019

by colonelcantwell September 8, 2009

A pirate lacking his third leg
and either his 1st or 2nd leg
resulting in his total number of legs being less than 2, i.e. 1
and either his 1st or 2nd leg
resulting in his total number of legs being less than 2, i.e. 1
Avast me, one of me legs has been removed by this here sharp sword - Ill have to be a land lubber for the rest of me days.
by Blueice January 27, 2003
