Summer wood

Summer wood - A male erection influenced by the change in season and female summer attire.

That guys got Summer wood.

by udictionary2 July 17, 2014

Chapel Wood

The act of getting an erection in the middle of a religious service

I woke up Sunday morning for church only to get some chapel wood next to my grandparents.

by Chargingsugar October 3, 2014

timmy wood

Usually a redneck that likes to drink beer. Pretty fun to hang out with until he gets drunk, then becomes annoying with repeating himself over and over. Normally he has a good personality but he always thinks its his way or the highway. The world does not revolves around him.

Ha, don't be a timmy wood, it often comes with a "six-beer from quere good time."

by thatguyhaha December 22, 2013

wood scratch

The action in which a male scratches his penis

John was in public but managed to get a wood scratch in without anyone noticing

by pseudonym6492928482615385 December 29, 2013

airport wood

LARGE PENIS

David Airport wooded me!

by Fastnfabulous January 1, 2014

Stosh wood

Stosh wood is water logged, Termite infested, over priced feces covered firewood.

"Wow this fire wood is real stosh wood"
"Daughter: Do you smell that?
Mom: ew yes, what is that?
Daughter: must be that stosh wood.

by Harleyquin1319 February 10, 2015

logan woods

Logan woods is a pretty amazing shy sweet guy. You will never be able to explain how you feel about him, to anyone. He probably doesn't know how you feel about him yet, don't be afraid to tell him! He sends mixed messages and isn't ever sure of his feelings. One day he will be wanting to be with you then one day he's with another girl. Logan woods will always want to know where you are and what your doing, he is a very sweet protective guy. He is very easy going and relaxed when it comes to heated situations. DONT BE A BITCH. He wIll act laid back but is still sensitive and will be hurt.

Me: Logan woods is shy but very confident!
Friend: do you know him?
Me: of course I do.
Friend: I cant believe it, he's so amazing.

by Yupyupyupyup February 15, 2015