Flying bacon Sandwich

a sandwich of pure epicness often seen in dreams and distant memories. This sandwich is said to be able to cure cancer and pictures of this sandwich can be seen on Funnyjunk.com

Phil: OMG i awoke to a flying bacon sandwich prepared by my beautiful girlfriend

Larry: Holy crap seriously!!??
Phil: yea too bad it was only a dream
Larry: bummer...

by Johan destroyer of planets May 20, 2010

fly den a mug

cool as shit

da boy is fly den a mug

by dabigbadwolf January 2, 2009

when pigs fly

Sacrastic sentence suffix to indicate non-adherance to the subject in hand.

Sure I'll pay you... when pigs fly!

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

Venus Fly Trap

The act of oral sex cunnalingus preformed on a woman where the giver manipulates their hands as described below:
Place hands together as if you are going to pray.
Interlock the 4th & 5th digit of both hands.
Insert the 3rd or middle digit into the receiver’s vagina.
Spread the labia or vaginal lips with the second digit to allow access to the clitoris.
Use the thumbs or first digit to support the giver head underneath the chin.
Use your lips & tongue to give your partner the time of her life.

Originally mention in the 1986 - 1992 NBC TV show LA LAW as, "That was the Venus Fly Trap, it's Never failed me yet", referring to a scene which the viewer was led to believe that oral sex was being preformed much to the joy of actress Susan Dey. Don’t ask who the actor who played opposite of her was, or the name of the episode, as I don’t know. It was then discussed in the Forum articles of Playboy magazine. Which is where I learned the technique, much to the delight of more than one woman.

by flingwings July 22, 2008

Let one fly

Another way of saying fart, let one rip or let one tear

Jimmy just let one fly and it smells like a pile of rotting parsnips

by samstorm December 5, 2004

squashed fly biscuits

another name for fruit shortcake biscuits, a biscuit containing fruit and sugar. the fruit has the appearance of squashed flies when baked into the biscuit, hence the name.

henery: would you like a biscuit?

charlie: yes please

henery: squashed fly biscuits or garibaldi?

charlie: squashed fly biscuit please. i hate garibaldi's.

by henery777 June 10, 2009

flying kick slap

As one human being runs and jumps with massive force . kicks the target with both feet and As the opponent tries to block or dodge/parry you target his Earline and swing both hands simultaneously and gives a skull throbbing Slap

Warning : Doing this might end up being a double KO or Death for the target party!

Best performed by Crazy people and Zohan

Paul: John give back my 1 gram of cocaine
John : Fuck off
Paul : ( Takes a step back)
John : what now?
Paul : Hands out a Flying kick slap

2 weeks later

Rudi : hey man going to johns funeral after that Flying kick slap you gave him
Paul : i suppose so !

by Volt4g3 April 17, 2009